To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If they want fries with that.
- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
- In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘For Marijuana’
- Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
- Sing Along At The Opera.
- Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’ t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache .
- When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
- When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling’Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
- Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go’.
- and finally, Pick Up A Box Of Condoms At The Pharmacy, Go To the Counter And Ask Where The Fitting Room Is.
It’s Called … THERAPY….. Have A Great But MAD Day